{"id":1259,"date":"2014-07-30T15:34:16","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T15:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2015-01-19T10:45:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T10:45:05","slug":"7-surprisingly-easy-ways-to-get-the-kids-to-clear-up-your-clutter-this-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/07\/30\/7-surprisingly-easy-ways-to-get-the-kids-to-clear-up-your-clutter-this-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Surprisingly Easy Ways to Get the Kids to Clear Up Your Clutter This Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Schools across the UK have broken up for the summer holiday, signalling the start of 6 weeks of anger and frustration as parents desperately try to keep their increasingly bored kids entertained.<\/p>\n<p>But what if there was a way to keep the kids entertained <i>and<\/i> get them to do something productive like decluttering your home?<\/p>\n<p>We got our best child psychologists (read: the people who have kids) to come up with 7 unbeatable ways to get your kids to clean up the house this summer (and maybe even make you a bit of cash too).<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Split your musicMagpie cash with them<\/h4>\n<p>Alright, this is technically bribery but kids aren\u2019t stupid; if you\u2019re making them sift through <a title=\"your DVDs and CDs so you can sell them to us\" href=\"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/entertainment\/\">your DVDs and CDs so you can sell them to us<\/a>, they\u2019re going to want a piece of the action so they can afford sweeties and Pokemon cards (or whatever kids are into these days).<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Tell them Father Christmas won\u2019t have enough space to leave presents<\/h4>\n<p>A child\u2019s biggest fear is that Father Christmas won\u2019t pay them a visit this year, so play on your psychological advantage and tell them ol\u2019 Saint Nick won\u2019t have enough space to leave them presents unless they clean up their clutter.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s technically a lie, but then again, so is [line redacted for the protection of children everywhere].<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Turn decluttering into a game<\/h4>\n<p>Kids love games, so it makes sense to turn a decluttering session into one. It\u2019ll have to be a good one to compete with the allure of video games though, so give it a real incentive: whoever clears the most in a day gets an ice cream, while the other has to sit in their room moping all day. Okay, that\u2019s a bit extreme. They both get ice creams, alright?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Give them reasons to declutter<\/h4>\n<p>Children are naturally inquisitive, which is why most parents instinctively wince a little bit when anyone utters the word \u201d\u02dcwhy\u2019<b>. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>By giving your children a reason to declutter, you\u2019ll encourage them to do more. Explain why the house needs to be clean, and justify the reasons for <a title=\"selling all your Mel Gibson DVDs to musicMagpie\" href=\"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/entertainment\/sell-dvds\/\">selling all your Mel Gibson DVDs to musicMagpie<\/a> (that one might open up a whole new can of worms, admittedly).<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Enlist their friends<\/h4>\n<p>Parents usually gain a new lodger over the 6 weeks holiday, a best friend from whom their child can\u2019t bear to spend less than an hour away from. Don\u2019t see this as a negative thing though; if you can convince the best friend that decluttering is a good thing, your children will naturally follow.<\/p>\n<p>Just think of something good to say when their parents ask why you\u2019ve essentially put their child to work as a cleaner.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Tell them their heroes tidy up all the time<\/h4>\n<p>\u201cWhy, of course Harry Styles spends lots of time tidying up his room. And, I heard that he wants a wife who is equally good at tidying their room!\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p>If necessary, Photoshop a picture of said hero tidying a bedroom as evidence.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Warn them of the clutter monster (who really exists)<\/h4>\n<p>Forget the monster who lives under the bed, or the Boogeyman; the only real monster your children need to fear is the Clutter Monster, an unspeakable horror who preys on the homes of people who don\u2019t tidy up often enough.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>What tactics have you used to get your little terrors tidying up? Let us know in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>And remember to enjoy your 6 weeks with the kids \u201d\u201c you\u2019ll miss them when they\u2019re back at school!<\/p>\n<p><em>Image credit:\u00a0<a title=\"Chris Isherwood on Flickr\" href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/5p8w8o\">Chris Isherwood on Flickr<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schools across the UK have broken up for the summer holiday, signalling the start of 6 weeks of anger and frustration as parents desperately try to keep their increasingly bored kids entertained. 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