{"id":259,"date":"2014-05-07T15:05:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T15:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/?p=259"},"modified":"2021-08-11T09:51:11","modified_gmt":"2021-08-11T08:51:11","slug":"the-10-greatest-arnold-schwarzenegger-quotes-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/05\/07\/the-10-greatest-arnold-schwarzenegger-quotes-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Say what you like about Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he\u2019s a man of his word. After years of telling us he\u2019d be back, he\u2019s come back (even after a brief dalliance in politics) \u201d\u201c albeit in a range of increasingly terrible movies.<\/p>\n<p>The latest on the list of increasingly terrible movies is <em>Sabotage<\/em>, in which Arnie plays&#8230;ah, what\u2019s the point? You know the drill by now; Arnie plays a muscle-bound dude who shoots loads of people.<\/p>\n<p>There was a time, though, when Arnie was legitimately the coolest guy on the planet. He was once a one-man wisecracking machine, delivering more classic quotes than a classic car showroom holding a 50% off sale.<\/p>\n<p>Here are our favourites&#8230;baby.<\/p>\n<h3>Let off some steam, Bennett &#8211; Commando<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/19R2fDXCzcM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Arnie chucks a pipe at a guy, the guy gets impaled on a pressurised tank and steam emits from said pipe. Arnie then delivers a line so perfect that even poor ol\u2019 Bennett probably chuckled (between cries of agony).<\/p>\n<h3>Consider that a divorce \u201d\u201c Total Recall<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RYtQMhnBtTw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What do you do if you\u2019ve just been on a mind-bending trip to Mars, come home, and found out your wife is a secret agent who wants you dead?<\/p>\n<p>Shoot her in the face and crack out a brilliant one-liner, of course! This is Arnie at his vintage best.<\/p>\n<h3>I\u2019m not a pervert, I just want Turboman doll! \u201d\u201c Jingle All The Way<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dwRDfQFU-OY\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Jingle All The Way<\/em> isn\u2019t considered one of the classics in the Schwarzenegger canon (or anyone else\u2019s canon, for that matter), but it does have some classic lines (most of which are in the video above).<\/p>\n<p>Our favourite is this desperate plea to the mothers\u2019 of the children he was just trying to steal a bouncy ball from in a ball pit; it captures the Austrian Oak at his most vulnerable, unable to come up with a one-liner and bereft of a gun with which to shoot people.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the way he says pervert is really, really funny.<\/p>\n<h3>You should clone yourself&#8230; \u201d\u201c The 6th Day<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GFUAH9wb91Y\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now, this isn\u2019t strictly a one-liner, but it is incredibly funny. We can\u2019t really repeat the second half of the quote on the blog, but we implore you to watch the above video (if you&#8217;re old enough!) \u201d\u201c it\u2019ll make your day 100% better.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and just so you\u2019re aware; this is the only good bit of <em>The 6th Day<\/em>. Don\u2019t bother watching the rest.<\/p>\n<h3>Get to The Chopper! \u201d\u201c Predator<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-9-Te-DPbSE\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Well, because, it just had to be in this post, didn\u2019t it? It\u2019s not just one of the best Arnie quotes, but one of the best action movie quotes per se. Epic stuff.<\/p>\n<h3>Duaaaaa-rggggghh \u201d\u201c every Arnie movie ever<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5aLR-8c11ms\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nWeirdly, Arnie\u2019s most iconic quote doesn\u2019t actually include any words \u201d\u201c just a single, unique sound that the big man emits whenever he\u2019s in stress.<\/p>\n<p>Rolling down a hill? Duaaaa-argh! Fighting a villain? Duaaaaaa-argh! Trying to control a class full of children? Duaaaaa-argh!<\/p>\n<h3>You\u2019re Fired \u201d\u201c True Lies<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lf3Kyv_iaNs\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Before Donald Trump and before Sir Alan Lord Sugar, there was Arnie. Except, instead of delivering a stern couple of words and an angry finger point, Arnie decides to deliver this line while firing a missile which a guy happens to be sitting on. Which, now we think about it, sounds like a brilliant concept for the next series of <em>The Apprentice<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>Hasta La Vista, Baby \u201d\u201c Terminator 2: Judgement Day<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-bK5yxICtSk\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nNo list of Arnie quotes would be complete without this line from the world\u2019s greatest movie, <em>Terminator 2: Judgement Day<\/em>.<\/p>\n<h3>Who is your daddy, and what does he do? \u201d\u201c Kindergarten Cop<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nP2xnAMQ3HM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nAfter struggling to control a class full of 2 year old kids, Arnie decides to come up with a fun game. Well, we say fun&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>Ice to see you&#8230;and other ice puns \u201d\u201c Batman and Robin<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SRH-Ywpz1_I\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<em>Batman and Robin<\/em> is considered to be the worst Batman movie of them all, although your opinion on it will generally depend on how you feel about Arnold Schwarzenegger spouting puns about ice and snow for an hour and a half. As Mr. Freeze, Arnie commits some of the worst pun crimes known to man, all in his trademark Austrian accent. Genius\/terrible (delete as applicable).<\/p>\n<p>What are your favourite Arnie one-liners? Let us know in the comments, on <a title=\"Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/musicmagpie\">Facebook<\/a> or on <a title=\"Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/www.twitter.com\/musicmagpie\">Twitter<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>And don\u2019t forget, if you ever get tired of the big man, you can always <a title=\"sell your Schwarzenegger DVDs and Blu-Rays with musicMagpie\" href=\"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/entertainment\/sell-dvds\/\">sell your Schwarzenegger DVDs and Blu-Rays with musicMagpie<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say what you like about Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he\u2019s a man of his word. After years of telling us he\u2019d be back, he\u2019s come back (even after a brief dalliance in politics) \u201d\u201c albeit in a range of increasingly terrible movies. The latest on the list of increasingly terrible movies &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":265,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12768,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/12768"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}