{"id":3452,"date":"2015-01-26T11:26:10","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T11:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/?p=3452"},"modified":"2015-01-26T11:26:10","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T11:26:10","slug":"5-of-the-weirdest-upcoming-movie-adaptations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.musicmagpie.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/01\/26\/5-of-the-weirdest-upcoming-movie-adaptations\/","title":{"rendered":"5 of the weirdest upcoming movie adaptations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a truth universally acknowledged that originality is dead \u201d\u201c see, we even stole that line off Jane Austen.<\/p>\n<p>This is apparently no truer than in Hollywood, where every 2<sup>nd<\/sup> movie seems to be a reboot, a sequel or an adaptation of a book, video game or play.<\/p>\n<p>Most adaptations make a lot of sense; big robots fighting other big robots translates well to the big screen, while period romance novels will always draw in the date crowd.<\/p>\n<p>Others, however, only make sense in a parallel universe where people wear trousers on their heads. Here are 6 of them.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Angry Birds<\/h4>\n<p>The 1800s had <em>Moby Dick<\/em>, the 1900s had <em>To Kill a Mockingbird<\/em>, and the 2000s has&#8230;erm, <em>Angry Birds<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the timeless tale of a group of birds freeing their friends from the oppression of pigs by launching themselves from a slingshot is coming to the big screen.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ll be honest; we can\u2019t really see how a movie based off a game that, whilst fun, isn\u2019t exactly narratively rich is going to work. Then again, <em>Angry Birds <\/em>has been downloaded over <em>two billion times<\/em> \u201d\u201c we can practically hear the cinema cash registers ringing already.<\/p>\n<p><em>Angry Birds<\/em> stars Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Danny McBride and Bill Hader and is released next year.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Goosebumps<\/h4>\n<p>Nearly 20 years after the final book was published, the legendary <em>Goosebumps<\/em> series is finally getting a movie adaptation. It\u2019s a bit late, but not that weird&#8230;until you read the plot.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of adapting one of R.L Stine\u2019s classic books (<em>Say Cheese and Die<\/em> being the best, but feel free to argue in the comments), the team behind <em>Goosebumps<\/em> have decided to produce a semi-autobiographical film about Stine himself (played by none other than Jack Black).<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, the monsters in the <em>Goosebumps<\/em> series are actually real but imprisoned in Stine\u2019s books. Then, one day, a curious teenager accidentally releases the monsters and&#8230;well, you can probably guess what happens next.<\/p>\n<p>We can\u2019t tell if it\u2019s the best or worst idea ever, but we can\u2019t wait to find out when the film is released in 2016. Here&#8217;s a snippet from the classic TV series to keep you going until then.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uwZrz4ilTlo\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Tetris: The Movie<\/h4>\n<p>If we were tasked with finding a videogame to adapt into a movie, <em>Tetris<\/em> would be at the bottom of the pile. In fact, it wouldn\u2019t even be on the pile.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, here it is: the news that Threshold Entertainment, the company behind the <em>Mortal Kombat<\/em> films, are going to make a movie based on the classic Russian puzzle game.<\/p>\n<p>Details are very thin on the ground at the moment, probably because <em>Tetris<\/em> has literally no plot beyond \u201d\u02dcblocks are falling from the sky, line them up to get rid of them\u2019. Perhaps \u201d\u02dcL\u2019 block and \u201d\u02dcT\u2019 block will have a sordid affair and murder \u201d\u02dczig zag\u2019 block.<\/p>\n<p>All we know so far is that Tetris: The Movie is an \u201d\u02dcepic sci-fi story\u2019. Henk Rogers, the managing director of the Tetris Company, also told <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/entertainment-arts-29443728\">BBC News<\/a> that \u201d\u02dcthere\u2019s much more to Tetris than simply clearing lines\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no release date on this one yet, but here&#8217;s what it&#8217;s probably going to be like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Fv5cuYZFC0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>Sonic the Hedgehog<\/h4>\n<p>A <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/heat-vision\/sonic-hedgehog-movie-works-at-710867\">Sonic The Hedgehog movie<\/a><\/em>! Why didn\u2019t they think of it sooner?!<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously, why didn\u2019t they? Because this planned adaptation is about 20 years too late and at a time when the lovable blue hedgehog\u2019s popularity is at an all-time low (neither of the latest games in the franchise made <a href=\"https:\/\/www.videogamer.com\/wiiu\/sonic_boom\/news\/sonic_boom_bombs_in_the_uk.html\">the UK top 40 chart<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Also, the <em>Sonic<\/em> series\u2019 storyline is now so convoluted that it\u2019ll take at least a year to get a coherent plot out of it. Over the past few years, Sonic has <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sonic_and_the_Black_Knight\">travelled back in time to become a knight<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sonic_Adventure_2\">saved the world from a cosmic threat<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sonic_Generations\">met a previous version of himself<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The original game\u2019s \u201d\u02dcan insanely fast blue hedgehog saves woodland critters from a mad scientist\u2019 plot seems almost normal by comparison.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4>The Jetsons<\/h4>\n<p>Forget everything else in this blog post: this is easily the weirdest idea for a film we\u2019ve ever heard.<\/p>\n<p>Ready? It\u2019s <em>The Jetsons<\/em>&#8230;with <strong>Kanye West as creative director<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the man known as Yeezus is providing creative direction on a remake of a classic children\u2019s cartoon. What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, despite <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/kanye-west-still-the-creative-director-of-the-jetsons-movie-says-kanye-west\/\">the man himself confirming he was involved<\/a>, production on the film seems to have stopped as the last update was in 2013. Let\u2019s keep our fingers crossed and pray to Yeezus things work out.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>What\u2019s the weirdest film adaptation you\u2019ve ever seen, or read about? Let us know in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>And if you need to have a bit of a clear out, why not <a href=\"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/entertainment\/sell-dvds\/\">sell DVDs<\/a> with musicMagpie? Just <a href=\"http:\/\/192.168.3.178\/start-selling\/\">click here to get started<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a truth universally acknowledged that originality is dead \u201d\u201c see, we even stole that line off Jane Austen. This is apparently no truer than in Hollywood, where every 2nd movie seems to be a reboot, a sequel or an adaptation of a book, video game or play. 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