Bush-whacked - Leland Gregory

BUSH-WHACKED does a thorough job of tracking the president's language mangling as well as the inept bungling of his administration. With his expert nose for nuttiness, Gregory includes numerous perplexing quotes, wacky anecdotes, and weird one-liners in this hysterical collection. This isn't the president at his finest, just at his funniest. * "It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody." -President George W. Bush, from Air Force One, January 14, 2005 * "And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings . . ." -Bush at Fort Belvoir, Va., December 21, 2004. * Through bureaucratic mismanagement, parts for a top-secret spy plane, originally intended for destruction, were discovered being auctioned off on eBay. -NEW YORK POST * "(T)he illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Bush, Washington, D.C., January 23, 2004

The jokes, wacky anecdotes, and inane quotes in Leland Gregory's Stupid-themed anthologies showcase the best of human nature at its worst. Through his Twitter handle of @ChronicStupid, Leland shares headlines, quips, and unbelievable feats of folly culled from print, online, and broadcast media around the globe. He has authored more than a dozen humor titles, including What's the Number for 911? and the New York Times best-sellers Stupid American History and America's Dumbest Criminals. A tireless promoter, he has made hundreds of radio and television appearances, including multiple appearances on NBC's Today show.