1) Very VERY poofy brown dresses
2) Wedding clogs
3) A lifetime of being related to Angeline, a.k.a. Blondewad
Jamie has just one word for this kind of horror:
PRAISE FOR JIM BENTON AND DEAR DUMB DIARY:
"What's new, what's cool: 'Dear Dumb Diary.' You'll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say."
-- Knight Ridder Tribune
"This book's witty and satiric sense of humor is sure to resonate with kids and make these books a must-have."
-- BIG BLUE DOT Trend Update
"Told in knee-slapping diary entries...Jim Benton delivers a wonderfully silly series that combines his knack for knowing what kids love to read with fun illustrations. Young audiences will eat up Jamie's diary descriptions...while parents are sure to see their kids beg for more Dumb Diary books."
-- The Barnes & Noble Review