The Umbro book of football quotations - Peter Ball

'IF I WAS STILL AT IPSWICH I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM TODAY' Dalian Atkinson, Aston Villa striker. 'I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN I'D SAY WE NEED MORE ENGLISHMEN IN OUR SQUAD' Alex Ferguson, Glaswegian , manager of Manchester United, on UEFA's restrictions on 'foreign' players. This new collection of the wit, wisdom and gaffes of footballing folk maintains the hilarious tradition of the previous editions. Players, politicians, managers, chairmen, wives, fans, administrators, agents and the press all have their say. From Roy Hattersley to Alan Shearer, from Gary Lineker to Vinnie Jones, from Danny Baker and David Mellor to Graeme Souness, Kenny Dalglish and Kevin Keegan, anyone who has ever made an apt or pithy remark about the Beautiful Game will find themselves quoted here.