Ain't got time to bleed - Andrew Shaffer

Have you ever wondered what would really happen if you dove through a glass window? Or what kind of state you would be in if you drove your car off a burning bridge? Or what you would look like after being dragged behind a truck? All these questions and more are addressed in Ain't Got Time to Bleed: Realistic Medical Reports on Hollywood's Greatest Action Heroes. This fun gift book sees a professional medic assess the injuries endured by the characters inclassic action movies, giving their diagnosis on what state these characters would actually be in if they lived in the real world. Each spread ultimately gives a verdict on whether they'd survive or be a goner. Featuring colourful illustrations cataloging each character's over-the-top injuries, Ain't Got Time to Bleed is a clever and painfully funny gift for movie fans of all ages.