A Practical Guide to Racism - C. H. Dalton

Meet C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:

The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions
The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies
A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as women, who are not very good at anything - especially ruling the free world
A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally.