Bad teacher - Jenny Crompton

A collection of entertaining tales about badly behaved teachers

Pity the poor students who encountered the educators in this book. This hilarious expose of the life inside a modern-day classroom covers a host of teacher tardiness, truancy, and telling-offs. These include the role-play loving math teacher who used the quiet time afforded during tests to practice his swordplay for his forthcoming historical reenactment weekender; the bitter art teacher who, during the midst of his divorce from his third wife, cracked open a can of beer and asked his students why women are "hardwired to be soul-sucking, money-grabbing b****es;" and many more. Covering all subjects from elementary to high school, this assembly of bloopers will leave readers amused and worried for their schoolchildren—all at the same time!