Belle de Neige - Belle De Neige

-People pick the most inopportune times to die; when everything is going along swimmingly and you're feeling that you really have landed with your arse in the butter recently and isn't life peachy?- Grief, heartbreak, existential crisis. Life has wrong footed Belle. Running away from it all, she enters the diamond and vomit-encrusted chaos of ski resort life; of abominable snow bums, pushy punters, deep cleans, wayward teens, spliffs, tiffs and snow drifts. Take a crash course in sleazy ski instructors, stale croissants, rants, rapture and Russians. Drink yourself into oblivion, then strap on a pair of skis and head for the hills. A faithful account of one girl's foray into the alpine abyss, Belle de Neige is a scandalous glimpse into the truth about 'luxury' ski holidays and the essential bible for slumdog seasonnaires the Alps-over.