A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU.
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!
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