Dry - Augusten Burroughs

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative memoir. Outrageously fuinny and scorchingly honest.You may not know it, but you've met Augusten Burroughs. You've seen him
on the street, in bars, on the underground, at restaurants: a
twenty-something guy, nice suit, works in advertising. Regular.
Ordinary. But when the ordinary person had two drinks, Augusten had twelve; when the ordinary person went home
at midnight, Augusten never went home at all. At the request (well, it wasn't really a request) of
his employers, Augusten lands in rehab, where his dreams of group
therapy with Robert Downey Jr are dashed by the grim reality
of fluorescent lighting and paper hospital slippers. But when Augusten
is forced to examine himself, that's when he finds himself in the worst trouble of all. Because when
his thirty days are up, he has to return to his same drunken life - and live it sober.