Everything a girl needs to know about football - Simeon de la Torre

A funny, smart and informative novelty/gift book that will give girls a crash course on the rules, lingo and etiquette of the world's favourite sport. If you're the type of girl who can nip to the pub loo and stop for a chat in front of the big screen in the 89th minute of a game - without realising that you've done anything wrong - then this book's for you. If you're a man whose partner interrupts crucial matches with questions about 'what those flags in the corners of the field are for', then you need to buy her this book.

There will be 12 snappy chapters and the tone of the narrative is modern, intelligent and witty, without being patronising or alienating the reader - think Bridget Jones meets FHM.