A side-splitting collection of excuses for getting out of work—if you can get your boss tobelieve them
Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting "osmosis," and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked)—all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off-the-wall book! Caution: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.
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