Fido's Foul Surprise - Gez Walsh

This is an all-new collection from the zit-master himself, Gez Walsh. Ever since the publication of "The Spot on My Bum" in July 1997 (originally written to help his dyslexic son to read) Gez has been trying to tickle the sensibilities of his many readers, children of all ages, with his wildfire delivery and his fascination with all things grotty.;Joiner-turned-social-worker-turned-performance poet Gez has put quite a few miles under his belt since then. Performances at schools up and down the country, on local radio, not to mention Glastonbury Festival, The Northern Writers Festival, and many, many, others, have seen his work progress through "The Return of the Spot", "Someone's Nicked My Knickers" and "Parents, Zits, and Hairy Bits". In addition he's also produced a sword and sorcery novel, "The Man in the Skirt", and has also written a follow-up to this, "Banshee Moon".;So, what's this latest book all about? Well, for a start, once you've read the title poem you'll always check your crash helmet very thoroughly in future. And you will also find, the reason why "Dad Wears Mum's Tights", why "Batman is a Softie", and "Grandma is a Zulu". Yes, once more, the author asks you to slip into the strange parallell universe invented by Gez Walsh - or more accurately, by Gez Walsh and the kids he reads to, his audience with whom he bounces surreal and outrageous ideas back and forth like asymetric ping pong balls, with the accent on the "pong". If you're looking for "ruff" rhymes and dodgy doggerel, you've come to the right place!