F**k cupcakes and f**k baking - Mal Croft

Once upon a time, human beings existed solely on a diet of raw meat, fruit and vegetables. Those days are over. Now we are a nation of sweet tooths, sugar fiends and muffin tops hell bent on finding our next fix of freshly baked deliciousness. Well, its got to stop, before we reach bursting point!

F**k Cupcakes And F**k Baking is your alternative antidote to the current national obsession with cupcakes, bake-offs, high-end patisseries and cupcake boutiques as well as the constant deluge of baking programmes on telly and the sickly-sweet websites and blogs that just make you want to throw up.

Chock-full of funny quotes, facts, stats and trivia to help lower your cholesterol as well as tickle your funny bone, this pocket-sized slice of pastry-related propaganda will help you to rise up, take sweet revenge and say 'f**k you!' to cupcakes and baking. Go on, we dare you!