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Title
Football fan's little instruction book
Football fan's little instruction book
Author
Giles Greaves
Giles Greaves
format
Paperback / softback
Paperback / softback
Publisher
HarperCollins Publishers
HarperCollins Publishers
Language
English
English
UK Publication Date
19971020
19971020
Description
A hilarious, laddish humour title for any football-mad person. Instructions include:
Some teams are best watched on teletext.
Some teams are up and down more often than the bog seat in an Indian restaurant.
Managers leave the way they arrive: fired with enthusiasm
Most strikers are like jigsaws: once in the box they go to pieces.
Footballers are like babies: fine when they're dribbling but likely to s**t themselves when they've got an audience.
Dodgy keepers: forget the idea of throwing yourself under a bus. It will go under you.
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