"A succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It's irresistible." The Bookbag
"I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that's varied and full of easy one-liners." Reader's Favorite
"This is a very funny book." Red City Review
Jokes include:
When I'm in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She's pass-sieve aggressive.
What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.
Every dog has its day. It's called International Dog Day.
I've written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn't been very successful. It's called Help Yourself.
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