G is for one gzonk! - Tony DiTerlizzi

Tiny DiTerlooney is a little boy with a big imagination who would like to introduce us to some rather bizarre creatures, each beginning with a letter of the alphabet. These include the Acks (red, like to eat dirty clothes) and the Dinkalicious Dinky (likes to eat bananas from a tin, while balancing on a pin).
But Tiny's celebration of letters is unexpectedly disrupted when a group of numbers decides to turn the alphabet book into a counting book...
This is a highly entertaining 'alpha-number-bet' book, which revels in rhyme and nonsense!