Going out with a bang - Joel Snape

In Dylan's thirteen years on the planet he's successfully avoidedlearning how to dance without looking like a fool, and kissing agirl. But thanks to some advice from his more experienced (or sohe'd like to think...) friend Dec, a helpful footballing analogy(something about needing to score in the 3rd division before gettingto the premier league...), a gorgeous new girl at school and- praise be! - a party, Dylan hopes all that's about to change...(That's if he manages not to burn off his eyebrows in an attemptto make the party go with a bang - not a good look...)