This hilarious compendium of Christmas jokes is sure to have children in stitches. They'll love the wide range of jokes that will add to family fun at Christmastime. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin Chatterton add to the hilarity.
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.
George: Waiter, Waiter, my turkey has gone off!
Waiter: Which way did it go?
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes, 'ribbet ribbet'?
A mistle-toad.
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