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Ho ho ho! - Tony Trimmer

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Title
Ho ho ho! - 150 cracking Christmas jokes
Author
Tony Trimmer
format
Paperback / softback
Publisher
Kingfisher
Language
English
UK Publication Date
20051104

Description

This hilarious compendium of Christmas jokes is sure to have children in stitches. They'll love the wide range of jokes that will add to family fun at Christmastime. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin Chatterton add to the hilarity.

What squeaks and is scary?

The Ghost of Christmouse Past!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem.

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?

Because he was tied to a chicken.

George: Waiter, Waiter, my turkey has gone off!

Waiter: Which way did it go?

What is green, covered with tinsel and goes, 'ribbet ribbet'?

A mistle-toad.

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