Hot chicks with douchebags - Jay Louis

As if overnight, douchebags have taken over the world. Easily recognized with their oiled-up foreheads, spiky frosted hair, dog tags and bling - these subhuman spawns of Satan patrol clubs and bars everywhere, corralling beautiful women with their douchey charms.
What are the telltale signs? How did it coalesce into the modern 'bag? What can you do to confront it? And, most importantly, how can we work together to stop hotties from being attracted to the rank grease and excessive facial hair? As the fires of douchebaggery rage across the country, and more innocent young fawns are sucked into their sweaty, over-cologned grasp, it becomes more urgent than ever to seek answers to this cultural puzzle.
With hundreds of mock-worthy photos and hilarious, scathing commentary, Hot Chicks with Douchebags helps you figure out if you're dating a douche, if you are a douche, how to wash out your hair and lose the bling.