How to change your life - Rosie Milne

Needed: one married man, reproductive record proven, love not required. So decides vanilla scented Ginny, who wants sex without dirt, conception without commitment, and pregnancy without that father thing.Needed: A cure for mid-life crisis. So decided Nick, an ex-poet with three progeny, a job in marketing and a wife whom he once called Angel, but now calls by her name, Seraph.Needed: Girl power. So decides Cassie Jones, personal coach, author of self-help books and member of a New Age neo-pagan, sub-neo-feminist goddess cult.Needed: Superwoman status. So decided Seraph, mother, editor and ex-poet's ex-muse. When she smells vanilla on Nick, she realises she's let herself go, and wants herself back. So she sets out to follow the advice in a book she's editing, Cassie Jones' How To Change Your Life: a practical guide to self-fulfillment . . .