How to embarrass teachers - Paul Cookson

Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .

All the class is silent

Our eyes are fixed on where

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair

We're praying for the moment, when she will sit down

We're thinking of the giggling when we hear that funny sound -

SQUEAK! BLART! HONK! FLURP! PARP! BLURRRR!

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair.

Paul Cookson