How to lose a guy in 10 days - Michele Alexander

How can anyone possibly doom a relationship in just 10 days? Here is a laugh-out-loud, dead-on send up of all of those bad habits members of the dating game need to break in order to get a life--er,...a relationship. Do you: Have sex on the first night you meet? Start calling him your boyfriend the next morning? Maybe drive by his house? Ask him if you are fat? Memorise all the words to his favourite CDs? Call all his friends for advice (on the second day of your 'relationship')? If these sound familiar, you too can be a member of the club, because you are halfway to losing your guy! Chances are you already know how to lose a guy. You probably just don't know how you're doing it. Here are some clues: Start calling him your boyfriend by the next day. In fact, just call him. Call him again. And maybe drive by his house. Don't forget to make a mix tape of all of 'your' songs. And that's just for starters. With this book, you'll learn what not to say and not to do to keep your relationship fresh long after that 10-day expiration date.