I like you - Amy Sedaris

Yearning to be the hostess with the mostest? Desperate to throw a party with aplomb? Agonising over etiquette?

Let Amy Sedaris's guide to entertaining show you how. If you're having a party:

* Try to avoid saying something that could be embarrassing like: 'This is Matt, he's on mood stabilisers.'

*If you see someone boring someone else, just be grateful it's not you.

*When entertaining alcoholics make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until they begin removing their clothes or dangling the cat out of the window they can sort of blend in.

*If you suspect you have a nosey guest, fill you medicine chest with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink.