Lily B on the brink of cool - Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

Lily Blennerhassett - an aspiring cool person (and aspiring writer), hampered in all her ambitions by the tragic and unutterable boringness of her family. Her obsessively normal parents are just not providing her with the right kind of drama for a fledgling literary genius. Lily wants drama! Glamour! Excitement! Shameful family secrets! Anything to make her life a little more interesting. Then, at a family wedding, she meets tall, tanned, gorgeous cousins the le Blancs. They ooze glamour. They have dazzling white teeth. They are, quite simply, too cool to be related to the Blennerhassetts. Oh, if only adoption were an option! But there's one question Lily hasn't asked herself - and the le Blancs may provide an answer. Just how dramatic does she really want her life to be?