Lose, team, lose! - R. L. Stine

Read about the riotous misadventures of the most horrible students a boarding school ever saw in this new series by bestselling author R.L. Stine. "Our students are rotten to the core." Headmaster Upchuck

Welcome to Rotten School, founded 100 years ago by I. B. Rotten as a boarding school where students would grow and succeed intellectually, morally and physically as they prepared for a productive and happy future. However, today our standards are a little less rigorous - we are simply happy if the students are still alive at the end of each day!

We think rivalry is healthy for our pupils, thus, Rotten School is divided into two warring groups: Bernie Bridges and his friends in Rotten House vs. Sherman Oaks and his friends in Nyce House.

Bernie's in major trouble! Jennifer Ecch, the biggest, toughest girl in Rotten School, is in love with him. She'll do anything to get him to be her boyfriend. That's why she joins the totally rotten all-boys football team. And with Jennifer on the team, they can't lose. But that's definitely bad, because if they win they'll have to play against the National Champions - the killer Flesh-Eaters.
Now Bernie's in double trouble! Someone has got to stop the Attack of the Ecch!