Mates in Chelsea - Rory Mullarkey

But I do have a job. I'm a professional viscount.

Things aren't looking good for Theodore 'Tug' Bungay.

His mother, Lady Agrippina, has a plan to cut off his funds. His fed-up fiance wants to drag him up the aisle. An oligarch is eyeing up his beloved Northumberland castle. Is Tug's dissolute life about to change completely? Or will he get to carry on doing exactly as he pleases without ever facing any consequences?

Rory Mullarkey's riotous new play takes inspiration from Wilde and Wodehouse to create a contemporary comedy of manners set among the dwellers of south-west London who - somehow - remain our country's ruling class. This edition is published to coincide with the world premiere at London's Royal Court Theatre, in November 2023.