My name is and I am a Cumberbitch

*Tongue-in-cheek and totally unhelpful, this little book is the perfect gift for all Benedict Cumberbatch fans*

Benedict Cumberbatch. Does the mere sight of his name give you tingles? Do you feel a cheap thrill staring at the dip on his cupid's bow lip as he talks? Do you secretly wish you could plumb the rhythmic depths of his voice or twiddle your finger in his perfectly coiffed hair? If the answer to these questions is yes, then I'm afraid there's a very great chance that you could be a Cumberbitch.

But that's actually perfect, because this little book was written especially for you! In this incessantly enlightening guide you'll find:

- A whole load of (Benedict-related) quizzes
- Motivational illustrations (of Benedict's face)
- Inspirational quotes (from Benedict)
- And, most importantly, the Five-Point Plan to Dis-Batch your Ben-Addiction

Simple and semi-effective, this is the only guide that promises to combat Cumber-crastination in no time. Hurrah!