Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs - Purple Ronnie

Purple Ronnie's brilliant astrological predictions in adorable little book format; As Ronnie says: 'Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someone's character. You can discover anything you like including what everyone's secretest rude fantasies are. The stars will tell you what you look like, who your friends are, how your love life is, what you're like at Doing It and who you should be Doing It with.' Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs is the fruit of years of astrological research by the purple mage himself and contains all the stuff he has discovered after gazing for ages through his gigantic telescope and doing loads of complicated sums and charts and stuff.