955 vaginas -
851 penises -
797 acts of self-abuse
743 acts of intercourse -
239 oral sex acts
444 breasts (that's 222 pairs) -
65 prophylactics -
15 scrota
SMUT is a guide to the coarsest, the most lubricious, the downest and distinctly dirtiest of the wonderful counter-language that is slang.
These singularly degenerate pages contain every word you would want to know, and plenty you don't want to know, to describe the lewdest of subjects, including thousands of terms for genitalia and sex acts. A thoroughly, fabulously disgusting book that will have readers simultaneously tittering and blushing.
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