Socks Are Not Enough - Mark Lowery

Mike Swarbrick's life couldn't get any worse. His pervy best friend
gets him embroiled in a scandal involving the girls' changing
rooms, his idiot of an older brother is snogging the girl of his
dreams and he's just come home early from school to discover his
parents are secret nudists . . . but they're ready to go public!
A chain of events beyond his control are set to RUIN HIS LIFE. But
instead, his teachers think that he's having trouble \"dealing
with his feelings\". The result is that Mike's forced to meet with
the school councillor who thinks that a \"cool\" university professor
can fix his problems. And so begins Mike's \"Chats with Chas\"
which really are as humiliating and cringe-worthy as they sound
. . .