SuBo's cat - Anastasia Catris

Warning: This book is not for pussies. It's for people.

So you think you know the story of Susan Boyle's rise to fame? Wrong. We reveal the shocking truth behind the tabloid headlines. Manipulated, abused and exploited, SuBo has been the victim of the most heinous of crimes and finally we can expose the perpetrator.her beloved cat, Pebbles.

All SuBo has shown Pebbles is love and devotion and endless bowls of Whiskers, but not content with SuBo's modest home in Blackburn, Pebbles forced her to audition for Britain's Got (No) Talent for her own financial gain and pushed her to breaking point when she came second in the final.

And it is Pebbles who is reaping the rewards of SuBo's rise to superstardom - from squandering all her hard-earned cash on diamante collars at Cat-a-Porter, to satisfying her addiction to Katamine, this feline felon has been allowed to get away with it for too long.

Wickedly funny and deliciously dark, SuBo's Cat is the story of Susan Boyle and Pebbles as never told before.