The Archers anarchists' survival guide - Ian Sanderson

After the success of the Archers Anarchists' A-Z: 'Brilliant' The Guardian, 'For the first time in my life I am desperate to listen to The Archers. Can it really be this funny? Mail on Sunday, comes the Archers Anarchists' Survival Guide. An unofficial companion to Radio 4's long-running soap opera with a listenership of 3.5 million loyal fans, this is a hilarious guide to how to get the most out of The Archers for true addicts and those who listen with their tongues in their cheeks. Inside the Anarchists will tackle such important issues as: The Top Ten Most Loathed Characters (Living), Don't Forget to Flush - Things that Never Happen in Ambridge, Do You mind If I Stand? The Perils of Sitting Down in Ambridge, Murders in the Forrest - The Truth Revealed, the Top Ten Loosest Ends (The Forgotten Stories) and Something to Torture Your Tastebuds - Recipes from Jill 'Foghorn' Archer's Kitchen. There'll also be a quiz to test whether you are an addict or an anarchist, obituaries (from John Archer to the newly departed Portia - a dog, in case you haven't been paying attention), and Anna Kissed - a problem page for Archers-related matters.