The Best of Sickipedia - Ivor Hugh Jardon

"It's the perfect present for that rich granny with a heart condition."
"This book will give you the best chat in the pub, dazzle dates in fancy restaurants, and provide endless family entertainment at Christmas."
"Just what the doctor ordered. Funny as hell from start to finish."
This book is a selection of some of the best jokes which have been hand picked from a collection of over 300,000 jokes from Sickipedia - the world's top joke website. The jokes contained within these pages are sick, rude, politically incorrect, offensive, obscene and in some cases Just Wrong, but the end results are Funny and Hilarious.
All of the jokes are submitted by the general public to Sickipedia. Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes. Psychologists probably have something to say about this, but not us, we just want to be the number one place for finding, recording and disseminating this material.
WARNING: The content of this book is packed full of inappropriate material. It is definitely NOT suitable for children or the easily offended. Within these pages are jokes about religion, racism, crime and illegal sex acts. Remember what you read are not points of view; they are just jokes - nothing more!
Here's a selection of what topics to expect!
Some Top Jokes
The Sickipedia 10 Commandments
Crime
The Police
Sex Crimes
Drink & Drugs
Theft
Murder
Other Crimes
What Not to Say on a First Date
Illness and Mortality
Cancer
AIDS & Other STD's
Alzheimer/Dementia
Disabilities
Death
The Sickipedians Guide to Britishness
Racism
The British
Chavs, Pikeys and Gypsies
The Scottish
The Welsh
The Irish
Europe
Americans
Asian
Indians & Pakistanis
Black
Excuses for being late
Religion
Christianity
Catholics
Jewish
Other Religions
Good news. Bad News
Sex and Shit
Sex
The Wife
Blondes
The Rules!
Other
Football
Wordplay
One-Liners
Misunderstandings
Limericks