The big book of being rude - Jonathon Green

Scabrous, scurrilous and profoundly offensive, The Big Book of Being Rude is the indispensible handbook for anyone wanting to broaden their repertoire of insult, invective and aspersion. With razor-sharp retorts for anyone who ever dares to question, thwart, irritate or offend you in any way - the loathsome, the stupid, the weird, the surly, the fussy, the boring, the arrogant, the hypocritical, the cowardly, the lazy, the fat, the thin, the chinless, the greedy, the boozy, the nicotine-addicted and the compulsively onanistic - rest assured, you need never be nice again.