The field guide to f*cking - Emily Dubberley

Field guides to birds, bees, and trees abound. However, until now, there has been no handy reference to the wildest creature of all (the horny human)in his natural habitat (the bedroom). The Field Guide to F*CKING is a hilarious encyclopedia that shows how to identify physical characteristics and bizarre seduction rituals of the creatures that are likely to be encountered during sexual forays. While written in a mock scientific tone, real insights on how to improve your sex comes through. Each entry cross-references which sexual techniques go best with each genital size, shape, and quirk. The Field Guide to F*CKING teaches you how to map out your partner's primary erogenous zones and decode sexual signals based on body language, kissing, and touch techniques. Sex has attracted many adventurers in search of its oft-elusive pleasures. The Field Guide to F*CKING is your indispensable guide to navigating the rocky terrain of mating and seduction with ease.