The five people you meet in hell - Rich Pablum

THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HELL recounts the story of a one-of-a-kind everyman named Edgy, a crusty (literally), cranky, old man who works a meaningless job at a decrepit seaside tourist trap. When a freak accident sends him to the big long-term parking lot in the sky, he is brought face to face with a bizarre collection of people who insist on explaining the true meaning of his own life to him. Some are strangers, some just strange, but each has a bone to pick with Edgy. Containing all the wisdom of a tasty fortune cookie and all the insight of a Richard Littlejohn editorial, here is a story you will never forget but may really wish you could.