How do you join two stringy bogies together?
Tie them in a snot
What's the first thing to do when you want to have a bogey-flicking relay race?
Pick teams
FUNGUS: These scabs are delicious, My Drear. Are they from the market?
MILDREW: No, Ipicked them myself.
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