The History of Some Stuff - Ethan James Cox

Right, how do I start?
This book contains 20 chapters on just random, every day stuff. This includes condoms, vodka, beds, donuts, you name it. Each chapter will delve into a semi-in depth look at the history of the chapter in question, sprinkled with mild comedy. Within each chapter, you'll find a page titled "Other facts that didn't make the cut". Why? Because they're facts that didn't make the cut. Not only that, but you'll also get a poem, which was created to spark the happiness only found in movies about orphan elephants.
This book is also fantastic for those with an attention span of a goldfish, as the chapters are pretty short, and there is no need to read them in chronological order. Woo hoo.
They have given me 4000 characters to write about this book, but I don't really have much more to say.
I really really hope you enjoy this book as much as I do. Not bias at all.
Thank you,
Ethan