The Honey Do List - Taylor Baptist

Jack Gardner is caught up in a frantic race against time. His wife Emily presents him with a 'Honey Do List' of tasks he has been neglecting, and demands that they be completed that day. It also happens to be their wedding anniversary, but of course, Jack has completely forgotten that. He thinks Emily is a fusspot, makes light of the list, and rashly commits to buying her an $1,800 pair of earrings, if he doesn't have everything done by 7.30 that evening. With barely $2,000 in his account, he is living on the edge. What follows is a day of hilarious bumbling, which almost cripples Jack physically. However, it also presents many opportunities to battle 'Oolips', chastise 'Idiocrats', and vent his frustrations in the dozen or so international versions of the word 'crap' that he has mastered. Crazy characters, lots of laughs, but does he get to keep his money? Read on!