The Little Book of Crap Advice - Michael Powell

Some people say that you should take all the advice you can get. Others
advocate accepting no counsel from anyone. The solution? Take all the
advice you can get and then ignore it! And when the advice that is given
is as dreadful as the gems contained in this book, it is not difficult
to understand why.
'Mike, can't you paint on the walls like other
children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the
ceiling?' Michelangelo's mother
'Yes, straw and sticks are excellent
building materials.' Mrs Pig
'You'll have much more leg room in the
back, Mr President.' Helpful Advisor