The (not quite) biggest ever Tim Vine joke book - Tim Vine

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Velcro.
What a rip off.

Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.

So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair


Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!