There's a hamster in the fast lane - Brian Moses

Prepare to meet a tortoise on a trampoline (boing!), a cat who bites back (ouch) and a poor little rich dog (whimper). You'll find out what all the fashionable ferrets are wearing at the moment - and how your average cat reacts to being served the wrong brand of cat food. MI-AOW! The speed cameras are flashing But they can't identify A hamster in the fast lane As he roly-polys by. No more tickles on the tummy, No more crummy little cage. One hundred miles an hour at least, Fuelled by hamster rage. (from 'There's a Hamster in the Fast Lane' by Brian Moses)