The revolting wedding - Mary Hooper

We stared at the disaster area in front of us. Bits of icing lay like snow over half the dining-room, the little bride and groom had nosedived on to the carpet and the columns that had supported the top two tiers had rolled under the table.

It's the morning of the dreaded wedding, and Katie's promise to be on best behaviour falls foul when she tumbles headlong into the wedding cake. Katie may not be able to get out of wearing that revolting blue bridesmaid's dress, but she's going to have to find a way to get herself out of this sticky cake mess, or she's dead meat!