The rotten adventures of Zachary Ruthless - Allan Woodrow

Meet Zachary Ruthless. Better yet, dont meet him. In fact, if you see him coming run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. Maybe you should start running now, just to be safe. Because Zachary Ruthless only looks like hes the nicest ten-year-old boy in the world. Actually hes evil and horrible and terrible and a bunch of other bad things we dont like to think about. Why, in this book alone he shoots brain-erasing lasers, sets loose vicious insects, and chews nasty, zucchini-flavored gum. But, then again, he does have his loveable sidekick, Newt, to reel him in when his plans get to be a little bit TOO evil.