The scream queen's survival guide - Meredith O'Hayre

In this guide, youll learn 150 life-or-death lessons that Jamie Lee, Neve, and Jennifer Love learned on screen--without the pain of dismemberment. You owe it to yourself to master the scream queens rules of survival, including:

• Be wary of days that begin "much like any other" (its all downhill from there)
• Keep that playlist light (no one ever got axed while cuttin Footloose)
• Reconsider that roadtrip (or else end up at the mercy of a creepy tow truck driver)
• Keep away from small-town law enforcement (the rent-a-cop alwaysdies)

Featuring little-known trivia and favorite moments from dozens of the most well-known and scariest movies of all time, this is one survival guide horror fans are sure to die without.