I think the Rorschach family next door look lovely, but my flatmate thinks they look like church-burning Satanists. Weird.
I just killed a mouse.It was a copycat murder.
My friend said he'd give me 100 if I did a bungee jump. I wasn't falling for that.
Since 2011, the mysterious figure known only as Sixth Form Poet has attracted over 50,000 followers on Twitter with his offbeat, witty and pun-laden observations on modern life. This collection brings together the best of his pithy one-liners and whimsical poems, brought to life with Tom McLaughlin's quirky illustrations. Dive into Sixth Form Poet's world - after all, as he says, 'It would be so cool if I had lots of fans.'
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