The two-bear mambo - Joe R Lansdale

Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, has vanished in Klan-infested Grovetown while in pursuit of the real story behind the jailhouse death of a legendary bluesman?s blackguard son. Fearing the worst, Hap and Leonard set out to do the kind of investigating the good ole boy cops can't, or won't, do.

In Grovetown they encounter a redneck police chief and a sadistic Christmas tree grower. Add to this a dark night exhumation in a voodoo graveyard, a thunderstorm of Biblical proportions, and flat-out sudden murder. Hap and Leonard vow to face the hate and find Florida, even if Leonard has to put a hole in anyone who gets in the way. Besides, they've packed a lunch.